I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee
I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP
how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee
This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.
^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK
you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg
if it’s not american it doesn’t exist
what the fuck is a crisp
I’m not even American and I thought the artist dropped two literal hula hoops.
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker
I like that they’re inclusive
"I’ve had enough of running away, Sophie."
Made this for #headerfordan
Dan’s tanning fail.
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
surprisingly well done
THIS IS SO CUTE
Such a pretty boy (✿´‿`)